New Onesie - Aww Poop again

Well, it finally came. My new, FREE, one-piece snowsuit. I ripped open the box and kicked off my shoes in the front office at school and put it on . . . aww poop again. It is only a LARGE. I am not a LARGE. I am at least an XL and would be much more comfy and what not in TWO X's but alas I am not.

I am waiting a call back or email to see what I can do about my gianormousness. Poop again. Super stooked but disappointed because I am not sporting my onesie around everywhere, everyday.